The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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