You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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