its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
