Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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