I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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