So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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