I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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