Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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