Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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