well you can't waste a boner
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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