Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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