I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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