so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Randomize
