can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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