it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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