People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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