Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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