His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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