paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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