Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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