So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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