Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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