I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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