me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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