She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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