I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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