Cold hands, warm shart.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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