he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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