Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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