I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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