sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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