everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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