oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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