If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
People in love make me want to vomit
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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