Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
