Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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