She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
My cat gives me a boner
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
