this beer tastes like vomit already
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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