Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
