playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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