Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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