The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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