did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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