Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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