Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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