this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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