Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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