He is an equal opportunity slut.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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