FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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