Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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