My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We had to coat check the pizza.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize