I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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