Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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