I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
my phone needs a breathalizer
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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